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A Friday Funny

At the end of this week full of flooding – we might as well find the humour in it.  Credit given to lotsofjokes.com

The pros and cons of living in a flood…

Pro – Fishing from a couch right in your living room.

Con – Your couch doesn’t float.
Pro – The trip to the river just got shorter.
Con – Now you can’t get away from it.

Pro – Driving boats through the neighbours’ yards is cool.

Con – Dodging bullets for making waves in their kitchens.

Pro – Great time to wash your house’s siding.

Con – Ring around the house.

Pro – Water-skiing in the street.

Con – Stop signs and cars are like land mines right under the surface.

Pro – Swim anywhere on hot days.

Con – Floating logs. Toilets can’t flush and it’s gotta go somewhere.

Pro – Sun-tanning on the roof is cool.

Con – Sleeping there sucks like an Electrolux.

Pro – Great way to meet new neighbours.

Con – Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom.

Pro – Washing dishes just got easier.

Con – All the grub is under water, too.

Pro – Good time to clean the gutters.

Con – Nothing else to do till the boat comes back.

Pro – Practice your diving skills.

Con – Breaking your neck on the top of the porch roof.

Pro – You can finally reach those dead branches.

Con – Gotta swim after the chain saw that’s floating away.

Pro – You can finally slam dunk.

Con – You have to dive to the basket.

Pro – Finally meeting your e-mail friend, who floated over from the next county.

Con – She’s forty years older, 200 pounds heavier, and a foot shorter than the picture she sent.

PDAP designation has been approved

The RM of Cupar’s PDAP application has been approved and we have been designated a disaster area.  This means the Municipality is eligible for funding to help repair damages caused by the flooding.  If you have had damage to personal property, please contact me at the office for an application.

 

Emergency Flood Reduction Q&A

The Government of Saskatchewan officially launched the 2015 Emergency Flood Damage Reduction Program (EFDRP) today (April 8).  Below is Q&A on the EFDRP that we thought you would find useful.

  1. What is the Emergency Flood Damage Reduction Program (EFDRP)?
    1. This program provides engineering and technical assistance to municipalities while sharing the cost of permanent and temporary flood prevention works.  The EFDRP covers 100 per cent of costs for engineering assistance and reimburses individuals for 85 per cent and communities and businesses for 75 per cent of the cost of approved, permanent flood protection works built to provide protection from imminent flooding in 2015.  These include projects like berms, culverts and lift station work.
  2. Is there enough time to get projects completed to deal with the flood?
    1. Yes.  We are already working with clients.  Fortunately the flood risk is lower this year, but we have engineers and technical experts available to provide assistance.
  3. What kinds of projects will be required?
      1. A common need will be berms to protect a yard site from rising water.
      2. Ditches to move flood water away from development will also be needed.
      3. The program will also assist with pumping and other temporary measures.
  1. What is new about the program this year
    1. The program in previous years was very effective, so only modest changes are being made.
      1. New this year, is the inclusion of private water wells for human consumptive purposes.
      2. The program will cover 100 per cent of the costs to test private water wells for human consumptive purposes.
      3. We felt that safe drinking water is something that should be included in the program and made this enhancement.
  1.  Who is eligible?
      1. Rural residents, businesses and municipalities facing imminent flood damage to businesses or homes.
      2. The program does not cover any costs to protect farmland from flooding.
  2. What will the program support?
      1. The program will support work to prevent imminent flooding.  An engineer or technical expert visits the site and determines the best approach to prevent flooding.
      2. If the situation is urgent WSA will give its approval by phone and will provide reimbursement for eligible works constructed before approval was granted.
      3. The program will support construction of permanent works such as berms, channels, and larger culverts as well as temporary measures like pumping, sand, and sand bags.
  3. Will you reimburse people who have already done flood protection work?
      1. If individuals or communities have already initiated work that would otherwise qualify, the program will cover those costs.  They must contact Water Security Agency as soon as possible.
  4. How to you qualify for funding?
    1. Projects must be approved by the WSA in order to qualify for funding.  Requests for assistance under the program should be directed to the nearest WSA regional office or by calling toll free at 1-866-727-5420.

For more information about the EFDRP please visit https://www.wsask.ca/About-WSA/News-Releases/2015/April/Water-Security-Agency-Launches-2015-Emergency-Flood-Damage-Reduction-Program/.

 

RE: Wildlife Damage Compensation Program

The Saskatchewan Crop Insurance Corporation (SCIC) offers predation compensation under the Wildlife Damage Compensation Program. Compensation is provided to producers for injury or death to eligible livestock, fowl or specialty animals by predators.

The program covers 100% compensation for death of livestock, fowl or specialty animals due to predation. Eligible species include cattle, sheep, bison, horse, hogs (excluding wild boar), elk, fallow deer, llamas and donkeys. This also includes ostriches, emus, ducks, geese, chickens, turkeys as well as other less common species.

As soon as a producer begins experiencing losses due to predation it is important that the kill site is preserved and that the SCIC is contacted. Taking pictures of the carcass and kill site are recommended to record evidence. The SCIC will send out a predation specialist to examine the situation and remove problem predators. After an inspection is complete, compensation will be determined and paid out.

For more information on the program please visit: http://www.saskcropinsurance.com/wildlife/predation-compensation/

More Flooding Info

The Ministry of Government Relations has provided the following information for municipalities, in light of the recent flooding.
  • Any private citizens requiring sandbags need to coordinate with their municipality.
  • For more information on the Provincial Disaster Assistance Program (PDAP) and how municipalities can apply, call 1-866-632-4033 or visit the PDAP page on the Government Relations website.
  • To qualify for private damage, there needs to be one resident with $5,000 in damage or multiple residents with combined damages if $25,000.