A Friday Funny

At the end of this week full of flooding – we might as well find the humour in it.  Credit given to lotsofjokes.com

http://mattgornall.com/tps:/youtube.com/embed/g4trbcKoTlg The pros and cons of living in a flood…

Pro – Fishing from a couch right in your living room.

Con – Your couch doesn’t float.
Pro – The trip to the river just got shorter.
Con – Now you can’t get away from it.

Pro – Driving boats through the neighbours’ yards is cool.

Con – Dodging bullets for making waves in their kitchens.

Pro – Great time to wash your house’s siding.

Con – Ring around the house.

Pro – Water-skiing in the street.

Con – Stop signs and cars are like land mines right under the surface.

Pro – Swim anywhere on hot days.

Con – Floating logs. Toilets can’t flush and it’s gotta go somewhere.

Pro – Sun-tanning on the roof is cool.

Con – Sleeping there sucks like an Electrolux.

Pro – Great way to meet new neighbours.

Con – Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom.

Pro – Washing dishes just got easier.

Con – All the grub is under water, too.

Pro – Good time to clean the gutters.

Con – Nothing else to do till the boat comes back.

Pro – Practice your diving skills.

Con – Breaking your neck on the top of the porch roof.

Pro – You can finally reach those dead branches.

Con – Gotta swim after the chain saw that’s floating away.

Pro – You can finally slam dunk.

Con – You have to dive to the basket.

Pro – Finally meeting your e-mail friend, who floated over from the next county.

Con – She’s forty years older, 200 pounds heavier, and a foot shorter than the picture she sent.