At the end of this week full of flooding – we might as well find the humour in it. Credit given to lotsofjokes.com
The pros and cons of living in a flood…
Pro – Fishing from a couch right in your living room.
Con – Your couch doesn’t float.
Pro – The trip to the river just got shorter.
Con – Now you can’t get away from it.
Pro – Driving boats through the neighbours’ yards is cool.
Con – Dodging bullets for making waves in their kitchens.
Pro – Great time to wash your house’s siding.
Con – Ring around the house.
Pro – Water-skiing in the street.
Con – Stop signs and cars are like land mines right under the surface.
Pro – Swim anywhere on hot days.
Con – Floating logs. Toilets can’t flush and it’s gotta go somewhere.
Pro – Sun-tanning on the roof is cool.
Con – Sleeping there sucks like an Electrolux.
Pro – Great way to meet new neighbours.
Con – Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom.
Pro – Washing dishes just got easier.
Con – All the grub is under water, too.
Pro – Good time to clean the gutters.
Con – Nothing else to do till the boat comes back.
Pro – Practice your diving skills.
Con – Breaking your neck on the top of the porch roof.
Pro – You can finally reach those dead branches.
Con – Gotta swim after the chain saw that’s floating away.
Pro – You can finally slam dunk.
Con – You have to dive to the basket.
Pro – Finally meeting your e-mail friend, who floated over from the next county.
Con – She’s forty years older, 200 pounds heavier, and a foot shorter than the picture she sent.